petit clin d'oeil aux anciens joueurs d'everquest
Welcome to Real Life!
> You have entered the bedroom.
> /time
> It is 06:30AM, August 31,1999.
> It begins to rain.
> (alarm clock is sounding)
> You can't reach that from here.
> /attack
> Your target is too far away, get closer!
> You punch an alarm clock for 12 points of damage.
> You have slain an alarm clock!
> You have gained experience!
> You are encumbered.
> (kicks off sheets)
> Your body shivers as it's hit by a gust of freezing wind.
> (makes way to bathroom)
> You are no longer encumbered.
> You are too fatigued to jump!
> A chair hits YOU for 44 points of damage!
> You are stunned.
> /attack
> You cannot attack while stunned.
> You throw a chair into the hall.
> A chair died.
> You have gained experience!
> You have gained a level! Welcome to level 20!
> /surname SuperdudeTheManOfLaMancha
> This name was rejected by the name servers. Please select another.
>
> /surname Loserboy
> Your surname is now Loserboy! Congratulations!
> (Looks in mirror)
> /attack
> Try attacking something other than yourself. It's more productive.
> You begin to cast a spell...
> Your feet adhere to the ground.
> Your feet come free.
> (makes way to kitchen)
> (opens fridge and sees leftover turkey)
> /con
> It is futile to consider the dead...
> (smells bad)
> You may not loot this corpse at this time.
> You are hungry.
> You are thirsty.
> You are out of food and drink.
> (drinks a cup of coffee)
> Your feet begin to move faster.
> (forgets breakfast, begins to iron shirt)
> You are burned.
> An iron burns YOU for 3 points of damage.
> (irons shirt, then realizes it doesn't match pants)
> You may not equip this item.
> These items did not combine in these quantities to produce anything.
> It stops raining.
> You are hungry.
> You are out of food and drink.
> (you leave for work, grabbing a can of Dr. Pepper on the way out the
> door)
> LOADING...PLEASE WAIT...
> You have entered the elevator.
> /con
> A beautiful woman looks upon you warmly, what would you like your
> tombstone to say?
>
> Taking a screenshot...
> You are hungry.
> You are out of food and low on drink.
> /smile
> You beam a smile at a beautiful woman.
> A beautiful woman beams a smile at you.
> You have increased your skill at flirtation! (2)
> /wave
> You wave at a beautiful woman.
> A beautiful woman waves at you.
> You have increased your skill at flirtation! (3)
> /bow
> You bow before a beautiful woman.
> A beautiful woman bows before you.
> You are hungry.
> You are out of food and low on drink.
> You have increased your skill at flirtation! (4)
> You invite a beautiful woman to join your group.
> /hail
> You say "Hail, a beautiful woman."
> A beautiful woman says "I don't flirt with losers like you, much less
> talk to them!!!"
> A beautiful woman begins to cast a spell...
> You have been struck!
> You are stunned!
> A_beautiful_woman00 beams a smile at you.
> A_beautiful_woman00 says "Ahhh... I feel much better now."
> /attack
> You cannot attack while stunned!
> You cannot cast a spell while stunned!
> A beautiful woman rejects your offer to join the group.
> It starts to rain.
> You are hungry.
> You are out of food and low on drink.
> LOADING...PLEASE WAIT...
> You have entered your office.
> /con
> A co-worker glowers at you dubiously, looks like an even fight.
> You say "Hail a co-worker."
> A co-worker says "Can you spare any food or drink?"
> (Gives Dr. Pepper to Co-worker)
> You have gained experience!
> Your faction standing with Coworkers has improved!
>
> A Co-worker invites you to join a group. Click the FOLLOW button to
> join, or DISBAND to reject the offer.
>
> You have joined the group.
> You are hungry.
> You are out of food and drink.
> It stops raining.
> /con
> An email regards you indifferently, looks like a reasonably safe
> opponent.
>
> An email says: "It's over. I've found someone who will actually spend
> time with me, and not some stupid game."
>
> You have been dumped by a girlfriend!
> Your faction standing with Women of the World has improved.
> Your faction standing with Girlfriends has gotten worse.
> Your faction standing with Friends has improved.
> Your faction standing with Family has gotten worse.
> Your faction standing with Fellow EQ Junkies has improved.
> You have gained experience!
> A Co-worker tells the group "Red Boss incoming!"
> You tell the group "Watch this..."
> /con
> A boss scowls at you ready to attack. What would you like your tombstone
> to say?
> A boss says "Why are you always late?"
> /tell boss "Why are you always an ass?"
> Your faction standing with Coworkers has improved.
> (target boss)
> /gesture
> You make a rude gesture at a boss.
> Your faction standing with Coworkers has improved.
> A Co-worker tells the group "ROFL"
> A boss says "I'll teach you to interfere with me!"
>
> A Co-worker tells the group "RUN!!!"
> You have been removed from the group.
> A boss says "It's employees like you that have ruined your job! You'll
> not ruin mine!!"
> A Co-worker begins to cast a spell.
> A boss says "You're fired!"
> A Co-worker fades away.
> You have been fired by a boss!
> Your faction standing with Friends has gotten worse.
> Your faction standing with Family has gotten worse.
> Your faction standing with Coworkers has gotten worse.
> Your faction standing with Women of the World has gotten worse.
> Your faction standing with Fellow EQ Junkies has improved.
> You lose experience! You have lost a level! You are now level 19.
> LOADING. PLEASE WAIT...
> You are hungry.
> You are thirsty.
> You are out of food and drink.
> A Co-worker tells you "That sucked."
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